Friday, March 19, 2010

I Was Only Joking!

Happy Friday Folks,

I figured since we've had some rough things happening around lately (my uncle's death, Bane's grandfather's death--for which, Bane, I'm truly sorry about the loss of your Grandfather. People being sick, that kind of thing) that we all needed a laugh.

So, I thought today would be a day to post some jokes.

This one my junior year of high school History teacher told us:

"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says 'We don't serve your kind here.' The mushroom says, 'Why not? I'm a fungi.'"

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Boo who?"
"Don't cry!"

My Dad told me this one:

"Jesus, Moses, and Peter were out golfing one day. Moses went up first and hit his into the water trap. He goes out, parts the water, gets his ball back and redoes the shot. Peter's up next. He hits the ball, it lands in the water trap, he pulls out his net and brings it back. Then it's Jesus's turn. He hits the ball, it lands in the water, he walks out onto the water to get it. This happens again. Another group is waiting their turn and says to Peter, 'Who does this guy think he is? Jesus Christ?' Peter says, 'He IS Jesus. He THINKS He's Tiger Woods."

Out here in Texas, Aggie jokes are popular because of Texas A&M Aggies, so in the spirit of supporting the local colleges I give you this Aggie Joke:

How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: Three. One to hold the light bulb and 2 to turn the one holding the light bulb.

(I actually am not for or against Texas A&M or UT at Austin. I don't care who wins. I have a brother who's in Grad school at Texas Tech, so for his sake, I hope Tech does well at its games, but otherwise, I don't have an opinion).

One time I wasn't watching where I was going and tripped over a tree stump. The funny thing was, a friend of mine had tripped over the very same one some time before. I guess it's true what they say about good friends: they do nearly everything together. Including tripping over tree stumps.

Feel free to share your jokes!

Have A Funny Friday!

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