As promised, I'm posting my parody "Because Of The Pie" that I wrote for my friend, Les. I wrote it for fun and did only light editing so please skip over any errors. As I said, I will have my manuscripts better edited and formatted appropriately. I just thought it would be fun to post this and see what everyone thought. *Please note: Les does not know nor does he have a girlfriend (or wife) named Catalina. I made her up. But he does have blue eyes. (I should also note that while I live in the USA, Les lives in the UK. Les said it got close to 90 degrees about a week ago. But it's been 90 and over a few times here in Texas!) Enjoy! BECAUSE OF THE PIE a parody by Bethany Les leaned in a hungry look in his eyes and said, "Do you like pie?" Catalina responded breathlessly, "Yes, if it's cherry...I love cherry." "Then, my darling," said Les, embracing her with fervor, "you shall have your cherry pie. I swear it!" She leaned in ...